Bedbepjop is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, caring dugong.

Bedbepjop created viruses six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedbepjop, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bedbepjop, he will turn you into a snail.

Bedbepjop's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bedbepjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always look after injured foxes.

5. Never talk about sharks.