Quag is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, flying hedgehog.

Quag created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quag, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quag, he will be mildly annoyed.

Quag's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Quag's Holy Commandments

1. Quag loves whales, so they must be honoured.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Quag.