Pitmidtetti is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, unfair fox.
Pitmidtetti created the solar system six trillion years ago.
If you believe in Pitmidtetti, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in Pitmidtetti, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Pitmidtetti's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Pitmidtetti's Holy Commandments1. Voles are not to be trusted.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Always help sick sheep.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Do not speak about coconuts.