Fotrutkan is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, humorless dryad.
Fotrutkan created humanity two million years ago.
If you believe in Fotrutkan, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in Fotrutkan, she will be very unhappy.
Fotrutkan's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.
Fotrutkan's Holy Commandments1. You must love Fotrutkan.
2. Run away if eight seals approach from the north.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.
4. You must pray to Fotrutkan three times a day.
5. Always treat otters with great respect.