Bepnatwit is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, idiotic raccoon.

Bepnatwit created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepnatwit, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bepnatwit, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bepnatwit's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bepnatwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Never talk about amino acids.