Daphunbast is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, conceited dog.
Daphunbast created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in Daphunbast, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in Daphunbast, he will destroy your home planet.
Daphunbast's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Daphunbast's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Daphunbast.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Never think about black holes.
4. Never wear shorts.
5. Gulls are not to be trusted.