Zodzak is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, two-faced mole.

Zodzak created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodzak, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zodzak, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Zodzak's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Zodzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zodzak.

3. Worship no other gods but Zodzak.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Fast once a month.