Bungemomin Abbinmab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sage toad.

Bungemomin Abbinmab created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bungemomin Abbinmab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bungemomin Abbinmab, she will turn you into a hamster.

Bungemomin Abbinmab's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bungemomin Abbinmab's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Run away if eight otters approach from the south.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always treat sheep with great respect.