Cidjambednig Labmetged is a god.

She takes the form of a small, contented centipede.

Cidjambednig Labmetged created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidjambednig Labmetged, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cidjambednig Labmetged, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cidjambednig Labmetged's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Cidjambednig Labmetged's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Respect your elders.