Cityartyarp is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, unsympathetic dove.
Cityartyarp created bats two thousand years ago.
If you believe in Cityartyarp, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in Cityartyarp, it will boil you in a big pot.
Cityartyarp's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Cityartyarp's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt sheep.
2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never paint your feet yellow.