Bugquillxem is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sapient dragon.
Bugquillxem created an atom nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in Bugquillxem, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in Bugquillxem, it will say rude things about you at parties.
Bugquillxem's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Bugquillxem's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Bugquillxem.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Never wear coats.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Bugquillxem on top of all buildings.