Limdunbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, awesome yak.

Limdunbiss created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limdunbiss, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Limdunbiss, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Limdunbiss' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Limdunbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill capybaras.

2. Do not eat onions.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never look at nebulae.
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