Pindubnanrul is a god.

She takes the form of a small, amazing lion.

Pindubnanrul created a strange quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Pindubnanrul, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pindubnanrul, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pindubnanrul's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Pindubnanrul's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Pindubnanrul.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pindubnanrul.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

4. Run away from yellow manatees, for they are unholy.

5. Never go into white rooms.