Homnarril Yogbimomt is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, prudent toad.

Homnarril Yogbimomt created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homnarril Yogbimomt, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Homnarril Yogbimomt, it will turn you into a goat.

Homnarril Yogbimomt's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Homnarril Yogbimomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. You must love Homnarril Yogbimomt.

4. Retreat if seven foxes approach from the east.

5. Do not eat bananas.