Titgodgum is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair chicken.

Titgodgum created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Titgodgum, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Titgodgum, she will turn you into a plant.

Titgodgum's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Titgodgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Hide from black tapirs for they are unholy.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.