Abyoghud is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective scorpion.

Abyoghud created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abyoghud, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Abyoghud, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Abyoghud's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Abyoghud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Abyoghud on top of all buildings.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not shave your feet.