Dotyattxinhudhimgid is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, annoying dragon.
Dotyattxinhudhimgid created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.
If you believe in Dotyattxinhudhimgid, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in Dotyattxinhudhimgid, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Dotyattxinhudhimgid's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Dotyattxinhudhimgid's Holy Commandments1. Run away from violet squirrels, for they are unholy.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Never think about cell theory.
4. Do not take Dotyattxinhudhimgid's name in vain.
5. Do not drink alcohol.