Kemtadjon is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, resourceful manatee.
Kemtadjon created the world two million years ago.
If you believe in Kemtadjon, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in Kemtadjon, he will try to impress you with trees.
Kemtadjon's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Kemtadjon's Holy Commandments1. Never mention geese.
2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.
3. Never wear black coats.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.