Mabfligzigwanabsand is a god.

He takes the form of a small, fast naga.

Mabfligzigwanabsand created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabfligzigwanabsand, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mabfligzigwanabsand, he will turn you into a dog.

Mabfligzigwanabsand's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Mabfligzigwanabsand's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. You must never eat lentils.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never mention tapirs.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Mabfligzigwanabsand.