Jannabwig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tranquil chicken.

Jannabwig created snails eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jannabwig, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jannabwig, she will boil you in a big pot.

Jannabwig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Jannabwig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never laugh near bats.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Never talk about great tits.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.