Jonvonnan is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, fussy cobra.
Jonvonnan created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.
If you believe in Jonvonnan, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in Jonvonnan, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Jonvonnan's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Jonvonnan's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat apples.
2. Never talk about gravity.
3. Do not take Jonvonnan's name in vain.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.