Rut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental zebra.

Rut created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rut, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rut, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Rut's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Rut's Holy Commandments

1. Put Rut first in all things.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Fast once a month.