Wegtagvol is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, compassionate weasel.

Wegtagvol created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegtagvol, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wegtagvol, she will boil you in a big pot.

Wegtagvol's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Wegtagvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Always help birds in need.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.