Bottenmin is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, selfish wren.

Bottenmin created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bottenmin, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bottenmin, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bottenmin's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bottenmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

3. Never skip near sheep.

4. Always help sick eagles.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.