Tikdunpak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, quiet hippopotamus.

Tikdunpak created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tikdunpak, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tikdunpak, she will not care.

Tikdunpak's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tikdunpak's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tikdunpak.