Pinbonkpag Quaglunbet is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, deceitful jellyfish.
Pinbonkpag Quaglunbet created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Pinbonkpag Quaglunbet, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in Pinbonkpag Quaglunbet, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Pinbonkpag Quaglunbet's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Pinbonkpag Quaglunbet's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.