Dabhakbop is a god.
She takes the form of a minute, tiresome crocodile.
Dabhakbop created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Dabhakbop, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in Dabhakbop, she will refuse to believe in you.
Dabhakbop's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Dabhakbop's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Do not wear pink clothing.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.