Saggofcud is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, boastful badger.
Saggofcud created time and space five trillion years ago.
If you believe in Saggofcud, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in Saggofcud, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Saggofcud's most sacred site is Camon in France.
Saggofcud's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.