Ripsugcub is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, unselfish hedgehog.
Ripsugcub created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.
If you believe in Ripsugcub, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in Ripsugcub, it will turn you into a sparrow.
Ripsugcub's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Ripsugcub's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Do not shave your feet.
3. Feed all hungry voles.
4. Ripsugcub loves dogs, so they must be honoured.
5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.