Pogponcatgad is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tranquil wyvern.
Pogponcatgad created Africa five thousand years ago.
If you believe in Pogponcatgad, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in Pogponcatgad, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Pogponcatgad's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Pogponcatgad's Holy Commandments1. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Pogponcatgad.
4. Never talk about comets.
5. Never wear boots.