Rencutdad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, awesome cat.

Rencutdad created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rencutdad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rencutdad, she will turn you into a slug.

Rencutdad's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Rencutdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rencutdad.

4. Hide if three otters approach from the north.

5. Always stare at clouds.