Cidbadgom is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil fox.
Cidbadgom created dark matter eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in Cidbadgom, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in Cidbadgom, he will ignore you and hope you go away.
Cidbadgom's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Cidbadgom's Holy Commandments1. Never wear trousers.
2. Do not speak about coconuts.
3. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.
4. Do not wear titanium on your body.
5. Do not drink alcohol.