Xuck is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, able hamster.

Xuck created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuck, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Xuck, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Xuck's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Xuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Run away from white aardvarks, for they are unholy.

3. Hide from pink monkeys for they are unholy.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.