Motlimdon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, blissful mole.

Motlimdon created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motlimdon, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Motlimdon, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Motlimdon's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Motlimdon's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.