Pophakhak is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, passionate jellyfish.

Pophakhak created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pophakhak, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pophakhak, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Pophakhak's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Pophakhak's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Never hurt capybaras.