Quillabfar Nilcubgudshavkoparfsogbig is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, deceitful turtle.

Quillabfar Nilcubgudshavkoparfsogbig created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillabfar Nilcubgudshavkoparfsogbig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Quillabfar Nilcubgudshavkoparfsogbig, it will send you a sign.

Quillabfar Nilcubgudshavkoparfsogbig's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Quillabfar Nilcubgudshavkoparfsogbig's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.