Dubloopfab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, kind mink.

Dubloopfab created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Dubloopfab, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dubloopfab, it will send minions to preach to you.

Dubloopfab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Dubloopfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt frogs.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dubloopfab.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Never play with disobedient children.