Cudnabnat is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, grumpy octopus.
Cudnabnat created humanity nine billion years ago.
If you believe in Cudnabnat, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in Cudnabnat, he will turn you into a rock.
Cudnabnat's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Cudnabnat's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Cudnabnat.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Cudnabnat must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.