Stanfubbarn is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful snail.
Stanfubbarn created life three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in Stanfubbarn, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in Stanfubbarn, it will say rude things about you at parties.
Stanfubbarn's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.
Stanfubbarn's Holy Commandments1. Always wear mauve.
2. Never talk about gravity.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Always treat capybaras with great respect.
5. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.