Armafsab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident swan.

Armafsab created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Armafsab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Armafsab, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Armafsab's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Armafsab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Armafsab.

3. Never hurt dogs.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Pray towards the north.