Fenlisthat Cutarnpom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, flying otter.

Fenlisthat Cutarnpom created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenlisthat Cutarnpom, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fenlisthat Cutarnpom, she will destroy your home solar system.

Fenlisthat Cutarnpom's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Fenlisthat Cutarnpom's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Always help cats in need.

5. Never paint your hands yellow.