Wonvonbiss is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, blissful troll.
Wonvonbiss created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.
If you believe in Wonvonbiss, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in Wonvonbiss, it will not care at all.
Wonvonbiss' most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.
Wonvonbiss' Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Run away from white sharks, for they are unholy.
3. Never talk about shrews.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Never look in ponds.