Bogfemstip is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast finch.
Bogfemstip created Europe four thousand years ago.
If you believe in Bogfemstip, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in Bogfemstip, it will not care at all.
Bogfemstip's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Bogfemstip's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Erect five copper sculptures of Bogfemstip on top of important buildings.