Bapbunlimgam is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, wise duck.

Bapbunlimgam created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapbunlimgam, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bapbunlimgam, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bapbunlimgam's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bapbunlimgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow skirts.

2. Bapbunlimgam loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Feed all hungry goats.

5. Never paint your neck blue.