Tettizigkik is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unthinking toad.

Tettizigkik created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tettizigkik, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tettizigkik, it will throw large rocks at you.

Tettizigkik's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Tettizigkik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick voles.

2. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not hurt goats.

5. Tettizigkik loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.