Mum is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, proud wyvern.
Mum created water two years ago.
If you believe in Mum, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in Mum, she will turn you into a rock.
Mum's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Mum's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about black holes.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.
4. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Never paint your legs green.