Gamfagfud Loopvegyok is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, witless weasel.

Gamfagfud Loopvegyok created viruses two million years ago.

If you believe in Gamfagfud Loopvegyok, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gamfagfud Loopvegyok, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gamfagfud Loopvegyok's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gamfagfud Loopvegyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Gamfagfud Loopvegyok on top of important buildings.

4. Never hurt ducks.

5. Never paint your hands blue.