Canbombat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, deceitful jackal.

Canbombat created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Canbombat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Canbombat, it will turn you into a goat.

Canbombat's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Canbombat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five silver sculptures of Canbombat on top of important buildings.

2. You must pray to Canbombat nine times a day.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about gravity.