Flyquimsit is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unsympathetic lion.
Flyquimsit created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Flyquimsit, he will approve.
If you do not believe in Flyquimsit, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Flyquimsit's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Flyquimsit's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Flyquimsit's priests.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Never think ill of sick dogs.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. You must love Flyquimsit.