Fadvildodkablap is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured meerkat.

Fadvildodkablap created tapeworms seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadvildodkablap, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fadvildodkablap, he will turn you into a snail.

Fadvildodkablap's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Fadvildodkablap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

5. Never look in ponds.
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